Last week Iran declared that it would deliver a blow to the west. It has arrived! Pictured above, the threat (to the fashion industry) was revealed as the president of Iran modelled a new line of sunglasses designed to set the fashion world on it's end, and bring high fashion to it's knees. Called Mullahs these glasses are being touted to "shield your eyes from the glare of the mother of all sunny days!". Al Gore, who has been missing lately, came out of hiding to say that these sunglasses could not have come at a better time."WE are number one!" says Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of the Islamic revolutionary government. If the president of the United States can run GM why can't we run the fashion industry?
Iranian women are seen flocking to buy their new Mullahs!
Buy a pair today!
In other news Iran also declared that it has nuclear weapons and the abilty to manufacture weapons grade uranium. No one in Washington noticed because they were off today again due to global warming.
Brantigny
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